Today, a seven foot-tall ignoramus stuffed his mouth full of greasy hamburger and french fries and began a comedic monologue while shooting saliva-soaked food shrapnel around the room.
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Today, a seven foot-tall ignoramus stuffed his mouth full of greasy hamburger and french fries and began a comedic monologue while shooting saliva-soaked food shrapnel around the room.