Tanning is, You Guessed it: Racist

The sun has been present for a staggering number of injustices

It’s not just Lin-Manuel Miranda, Jon Chu and Rita Moreno who must pay the piper for running afoul of 2021’s woke mandates, now anyone caught collaborating with the sun must be brought to bear.

You may think that coed laying on the beach is relatively harmless, but in fact she may be guilty of: Blackfishing.

As described by Pema Bakshi in Beauty Crew maga…